DORKING SAUCE

Now featuring the celebrated Dorking Sauce!

This delicious condiment, which possesses a peculiar and agreeable piquancy, is, from the superiority of its zest, more generally useful that any other yet introduced, and is besides, from its valuable stomachic qualities, greatly calculated to facilitate digestion.

May be obtained of all respectable Chemists and Grocers throughout the Kingdom.

PRICE ONE SHILLING.

For Dorked-up, totes, t-shirts and more visit our Provincial Trading Co page:
http://society6.com/SparrowlingPress/Dorking-Sauce_Bag#26=197

HIDDEN FACES IN SECRET PLACES

Nonplussed barn is unimpressed.

This candle holder is suffering from Burning Mouth Syndrome.

This arm flailing latch is happy to see you.

IT'S ABOUT TIME

"The clock talked loud. I threw it away, it scared me what it talked."

Lo and behold, the Provincial Trading Co now offers fetching wall clocks; it's about time!

Wall clocks: http://society6.com/SparrowlingPress/Eau-Revoir_Wall-Clock#33=284&34=286

CASTOR PUCKE

Castor Pucke trundled out of the house as he always had, waving goodbye to his wife, Beatrice, and took off to spend a day felling trees. Today, while standing over a fallen log and shouting “Timber!”, he wondered how much longer he could hide the secret from his wife that he’d lost his teeth.


Poster: http://www.zazzle.ca/aminals_castor_pucke_poster-228378755044175317

EDMUND CUMBERBUND

Another week at school had passed, and Edmund’s gentle patience was once again rewarded—it was Fish-stick Friday at the cafeteria, and for a brief happy moment, all was right with the world.

Poster: http://www.zazzle.ca/aminals_edmund_cumberbund_posters-228430103721645241

ALLEY SCALLYWAGS

Lost keys turn to little wind-chimes, 

ballpoint pens become their flutes, 

Lost gloves find new lives as sweaters, 

Lose some thimbles? Now they’re boots! 

So if anything goes missing, 

From your home, yard, or caboose, 

Know the Scallywags have found it, 

And have put it to good use!

Poster: http://www.zazzle.ca/urban_faerie_alley_scallywags_poster-228011050352464000

SOCK SALVAGER

Oh, the Scallywags are sneaky, 

When it comes to things they need, 

But they only take these items, 

For good use; not out of greed. 

So the left socks that go missing, 

From the wash (as is the norm), 

Are re-knit for toques and mittens, 

To keep these guys nice and warm.

Poster: http://www.zazzle.ca/urban_faerie_sock_salvager_print-228284191965411892